Recession USA 2020
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30 Hilarious Things You Can Say At A Wedding But Not A Funeral

1. That’s going to be you one day.

2. She looks drop dead gorgeous.

3. We really need to start getting together like this more often.

4. About time.

5. Let’s do a silly photo this time.

6. Oh don’t worry, they’re happy tears.

7. One day her daughter could wear that dress.

8. I’m proud to say that I’m the one who’s responsible for us being here today.

9. You know children are next!

10. I hope I’m next.

11. That shoulda been me up there.

12. Haha we lost another one boys! His life is OVER.

13. Well… this isn’t going to last.

14. Couldn’t have happened to a better guy.

15. She’ll never look more beautiful than she does today.

16. Finally! I know this is the happy ending we all wanted.

17. Her parents must be happy to have her out of the house.

18. Damn, they gonna get fucked so hard tonight.

19. This is the happiest day of my life.

20. I’ve been happily waiting for this day for years.

21. Maybe this time it’ll work out.

22. I mostly came for the free alcohol.

23. This is the first day of the rest of your life.

24. I don’t even know the guy, just came to find a hookup.

25. Have fun tonight.

26. I’m so glad this happened before she got pregnant.

27. Why doesn’t he look happy?

28. That kiss was nice.

29. Where are the drinks?

30. Can’t wait for the next one! TC mark

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